Mark your calendars! Next Thursday, our resident strongman Ernie Frate will have to put extra time in at the gym as he prepares to take on Elevation Burger‘s infamous Vertigo burger. That’s right folks, Ernesto says he can polish off TEN mouth-watering, 100% USDA-certified organic, grass-fed, free-range, ground-on-premises beef patties, ten thick slices of golden yellow all-American cheddar cheese, a whole mess of ketchup and onions, all lovingly cradled by two big, buttery buns. …With fries on the side, if he’s feeling frisky. Oh, did I mention… he only has FIFTEEN MINUTES to complete the task?

Come one, come all, to watch this muscled mean machine masticate massive multitudes of meat on Thursday, May 27th, 2010 at 12:30 PM.

Check out the promotional poster below. F.Y.I., this is not a Photoshop job. This is actually how Ernie has been training for the bout (just kidding, this beautiful poster was crafted by none other than Patrick).

Click the poster to download a high-res version.

Topics: Promotion, Stupid Employee Tricks